This is how to make oats, milk, microwave:
1. Get some oats and a bowl.
2. Put the oats in the bowl.
3. Pour quite a lot of milk in.
4. Put it in the microwave for three dots (45 seconds)
5. Get a spoon and some syrup, or whatever topping you want to put on.
6. Get it out of the microwave, put on the topping and have your oats, milk, microwave!
PS I think Nutella is great with it.